cable trials and tribulations

3 am and i can't sleep.

the only thing on tv now in english is creepy softcore porn with all the buttcracks blurred out but the fake boobs are still there in all their incomprehensibly tanned glory.

i'll think something is a real (low budget) movie

but then they'll pointlessly show the woman character go upstairs and change or something.

and then it's all over.

creepy simulated and heavily blurred and airbrushed looooovin is imminent and that will be it. like the movie will just be awkward love scenes then for the rest of the whole thing.

it's disconcerting!

korea is so weird

:/

and all the people in these movies are really scary looking!

especially the plastic-surgeried-out freaky-lookin ladies!

the bad eye makeup! the long fingernails! the misshapen lips!

and everyone male and female alike have reeeeeeeeeally bad 80s hair.

maybe all these are from the 80s?

they wear really high-cut underwear (to the waist!) too

or maybe these movies are just not on the cutting edge of art and design, haha

all the actors do weird "sexy moves" that are just awkward and kind of snl-esque in their over-the-topness.

like does anyone ACTUALLY GET OFF ON THIS?

there's no way.

like it's very creepy staged sexuality that's censored to the max anyway

so what's the pointtttttt.

KOREA!!

i watched plenty of late-night tv in the ole usa, but i never saw anything like this on basic cable.

this is just soooo weird!

it's like EVERY ENGLISH CHANNEL!

sleep tight from your sexy friends here (better looking friends than the tv ones)!!