PUMP IT UPPPP

i joined FLEX GYM -

(basically because it's the cheapest and open til midnight)

it's a block from my house,

looks out on meat street

and is so dude-centric

it feels like chuck norris is gonna pop up from behind the bench press machine.

they blast AEROSMITH 

and the walls are red and black.

they also have red and black workout clothes they launder for you!

and the guy said, "no is worry, ok to shower with other womans. no lesbian womans."

well PHEW.